It saddens me to make this comparison. But, Joe Robbie Stadium (I don't acknowledge any other names it's been called) is a total whorehouse. Not that I am disparaging whorehouses, they serve a wonderful purpose for the sexually challenged. But they do go out of their way to cater to the discriminating tastes of their Johns errrrr ahem clients.
How dare I sully the House that Joe built you say!?!? I apologize but the truth more than a dry ass fucking. Let's face it, our media mogul owner who has brought you the orange carpet, countless "Dancing With the Stars" worthy celebrity partners, a fucking "Night a the Roxbury" worthy douchebag hive of a club in the end zone, late starts to make it a more fan friendly experience and the cherry on top of the fucking sundae of a hot mess this franchise is in.....honoring a COLLEGE teams' fucking championship at a "PROFESSIONAL" (I use that term very loosely with these guys) football event. And such a stroke of luck that the starting qb for the Broncos also happened to be the starting qb for that collegiate team! Fuck he got two girls at once and can go bareback treatment!
Seriously Stephen, you totally have sold out for some cash this past Sunday. I hope you use that windfall of blood money towards improving what's on the field than what houses the team. I think it's perfectly acceptable to honor high school teams from South Florida and past Dolphin teams. But a college team that has more followers than your "professional" franchise! UF is quite capable of honoring it's own. Not only have you sullied the house that Robbie built, but you also have pissed on the hospice that Charlie Hough came to rest in! The roost of the fledgling FAU Hooters and most importantly the UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU's home field too.
Obviously he did it for the money. The man's no dummy. Being an NFL owner is a license to print money. Damn put a beat behind that line. Might of been influenced by "Rappers Delight" playing in the background. But a bit of advice about sports fans in South Florida. They are VERY, and I mean VERY FICKLE! Dolling the stadium up is a great idea. Seriously, it is. The party atmosphere he wants works for football. However you need a team. Look at the attendance of the other 3 major franchises.
Prior to the Heat getting Dwayne Wade, most Heat fans dressed as yellow seats in the Triple A. It took World Series appearances for the Marlins to get any butts in the seats besides when the Mets come to town. And did you know you have a hockey team? Really you do. But after 96 they got put on the shelf deep in the kitchen closet next to the menagerie of late night tv kitchen gadgets you've used once! But what do they all have in common? You will be forgotten about if you don't start winning!
Who the fuck in the pr department snowed you that honoring UF would be a great idea? I take that back. You must have known all along this season was going to suck, and you had to make up your loses. Damn you are fucking smart. Fickle fans breed bandwagoners. So here's how your Tebowmania starts. But guess what Steve, bad times are a commin, and you are about to reap what you done don't sew.
We need to upgrade the ho's Steve. We need a featured dancer. Some girls that give you just a little bit extra in the friction room. And a madam that knows how to whip these cunty little bitches into whores! Because if you don't, your beautiful whorehouse will be just another foreclosure in the 305!
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