Move On!

Well here we are at Week 3 already. And it’s Jets week. There is a little more intensity with Jet week this season. The Dolphins are actually 2 and 0! And this is not on a Playstation! Not only are they 2 and 0 but the fate of 1st place hangs in the balance. And if you’d like to cram some more shit into that, one of the defensive players for the Jets is the former face of Miami’s defense. Jason Taylor.

Alright stop with the booing, hissing and throwing cups of hot urine! Cut this dude some slack! Yes I do not like seeing him play for the Jets. Yes I wish he could have finished his career as a Dolphin. Yes I wish I had a cock that hung to my mid thigh! But guess what? They are all wishes! The bottom line is this is not the NFL of the 70’s and 80’s where guys could finish their careers with the team that drafted him. I’m not saying it doesn’t still happen, but it’s very rare. About as rare as finding a woman in porn with a big bush!

Jason Taylor was is and always will be a Miami Dolphin. No matter what uniform he had on. Joe Namath finished as a Ram. Joe Montana finished as a Chief. Franco Harris finished as a Seahawk. Johnny Unitas as a Charger and OJ for the Mean Machine. Regardless of where they finished we all know where they started. Well except for people who collect throwback jerseys. During this whole off season did you ever hear JT say anything disparaging about the Dolphins organization or its fans? It’s not like he did a Favre and made us hang on his every moment. I mean what did he do besides go and sign with the Jets? What’s the big fucking deal about that? Let’s say your job was treating you like shit. HR thinks of you as a total pariah. And let’s say your company’s biggest competitor starts talking to you and offers you everything your current job won’t offer you. Why would you have any loyalty to an employer who’s blowing you off?

But like I was saying it’s not like Jason made the Dolphins wait on him. If you’re going to be pissed at anybody be pissed at the organization on how they handled him! And even the organization you can’t be too pissed with. Don’t hate the playa folks, hate the game! And the name of the game is bigger stronger, faster and most importantly YOUNGER! Would you rather Miami spend the money on paying him for nostalgia or use that money to get bigger, stronger, and faster for the future? How quickly you ignorant fucks forget the Dave Wannstedt days when the future was constantly mortgaged!

Trust me Jason lived and died with the folks in this town when it came to winning and losing. And I’m sure it wasn’t an easy decision to go play for the hated Jets. And he knew the shit he was going to take from you fucking morons! But at the end of the day the dude has bills and he needed a job. And unfortunately those scumbags were the only ones hiring. How quickly you forget the years of hard play he did for Dolphin teams that had no business being out on that field. Hang onto those 99 jerseys. You’ll need them again when he retires and his name goes up in the stadium. Then you fuckers can swallow that nice shit sandwich you made yourselves.