Week 6, St. Louis Rams vs. Jacksonville Jaguars. This is one of those games I have said is the reason why you pay all this money to Direct TV. For the right to watch two of the worst franchises in NFL at this moment. Funniest thing about it is I had to watch it on a laptop. It was blacked out in the area I live. See when you give Direct TV your life's blood to watch football they give you access to watch live NFL games on the internet. To me watching Jags games is the same as slowing down to see the carnage on the side of the road after a car accident. Morbid curiosity.
So where I live the NFL has designated my viewing area Jacksonville's domain. Ridiculous as far as I am concerned. Basicly the NFL screwed up giving the armpit of Florida a franchise and now I am forced to support them. So where I live is the welfare office for the Jaguars. Along with watching them we receive WIC checks and food stamps. Look putting a team in Jacksonville was a huge mistake. I have no sympathy for the owner of the Jaguars. What kind of bullshit is that they can tarp sections of the stadium so they can get a sell out? You think the NFL allows the other 31 franchises to do that? What kind of blackmail does Wayne Weaver have on NFL that he can pull this shit? All I know is I am forced to watch every coma worthy road game of theirs! And now rumors are swirling in the white trash belt that they may move to Los Angeles. Swimming pools, movie stars. I can see Uncle Jed right now driving whatever the hell that car was out to Californee with old Wayne the Whiner Weaver in Grannie's rocking chair!
As for the Rams, I really don't know a whole hell of a lot if the fan support is or isn't there. I can tell you here in FL the Jags are not on a lof of people's Christmas' lists. The thing with me about the Rams is I have never been able to accept them in St. Louis. Maybe if they did like Cleveland and Houston when they went to new markets and changed the name completely. And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. Let's face it neither one of these should of happened.
I say we have a swap when the Rams' lease expires. The NFL has a priopisim (fancy word for a hard on) for putting a team in Los Angeles. Let's move the Rams back to L.A. and stick the bastard step child Jaguars in St. Louis. Also know as the foster home for wayward NFL Franchises. Neither one of those makets should give a shit what team they have. Just as long as they have one. Look L.A. is no stranger to celebrity divorce and reconciliation. Makes sense to me to have the Rams come back. We could call the new home for the Rams Liz Taylor Stadium. See Liz Taylor (oh just Wikipedia her if you don't know who the fuck she is!).
And St. Louis look do you really give a shit about football? You guys are a baseball town. Football is just something to kill time when the Red Birds' season ends. (Cue Sarah Maclaughlin music) Please give these abused Jaguars a good home. Nobody in the armpit of Florida gives a shit about them. They haven't been fed or bathed in months. They would be happy with any stadium. They are used to perfoming for small crowds and underacheiving. Which you should all be used to seeing since Super Bowl 36. Please St. Louis take these Jags before they have endure that long walk to the end of the shelter for the big sleep.
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