Brothers & Sisters,
Let us not be divided over our still warm corpse we call the 2011 Miami Dolphins. From lemons, we make lemonade? Every dark cloud has a silver lining? It's always darkest before the dawn? Turn that frown upside down? There's a chance it's not your baby? Her AIDS test might be wrong? Well, what ever your mantra is Dolphins fans, take solace that there are only three games left against division foes who are playing for blood money.
Take pride & comfort in the fact that once again, we have been the stepping stone for another team to reach the Super Bowl. Be thankful, once again you do not have to call your local travel agent (they still have jobs?) and book that flight to intoxicating Indianapolis in early Februrary. You get to be all warm & cozy AGAIN for the 27th season in a row watching someone else win yet ANOTHER NFL championship.
The sun'll come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun! Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs,and the sorrow, 'til there's none! When I'm stuck in a day that's gray, and lonely, I just stick out my chin and grin,and say........oi, oi, oi, oi, oi just like a Japanese porn star about to take another load on the face in a bukkaki film delivering yet another happy ending.
Be proud Dolphins fans that you root for the most unselfish of all "professional" sports organizations. Who knows we could be the Virgin Mary of sports organizations. Because of our inept errrrr generous franchise gave birth to Baby Jesus' first comeback. And if he delivers those beautiful white steeds from Denver to the promised land in America's heartland, we shall be proclaimed a recognized holy site.....by a non denominationl Christian organization.
Relax and breathe easy. We will be in the best of hands under the Carl Petersen regime. Especially after he dusts off Marty Schottenheimer. Just look at the joy he brought to the people of Cleveland, Kansas City, San Diego & Washington. Oh the future is so bright I just want to drink Kool Aid!
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