How do I begin with this one. Well I guees I'll start with the first team in the NFL that should be retracted. Well as I stated last week this is/was the type of game that the Dolphins would shit the bed. There is no improvement with this team. They either regress or get back to the point of almost regressing. Congratulations Dolphins on becomming the Chicago Cubs of the NFL. It will be well over 100 years before or if a NFL championship ever returns. You've served your time in Purgatory Dolphin fans. It's time we part ways and find a new NFL franchises to root for. Retract the Dolphins and bring up an Arena football team to take their place.
I know it's the bitterness talking but enough's a fucking nough! How many more season's do we have to have to relive Groundhog's day? Of all the priorites the Miami Dolphins management has,football ranks the lowest. All they are about is bringing the Super Bowl to Miami. But what they mean is the game and not a championship for the franchise. All those improvments are not for you Dolphin fans. But for those other teams that like the weather and nightlife South Florida has so they can celebrate their teams championship.....AGAIN! Let's face it orange carpet and American Idols judges are not going to bring Tiffany to the office in Davie. But management that eats, sleep, breaths and shits football will. All the Dolphins are about is giving us dry hand jobs and blue balls!
Once again the NFL game mix channel fucks me again. Eight 1 PM games and only seven shown in the boxes. Saints at Bengals deemed too offensive to be seen. Instead let's show you the Red Zone channel. Yeah let's bring you live coverage of the seven other games you can already see. Hey dumb fucks! If you show all eight games like you have room for,there is no reason for the redzone channel because all the games would be on anyway! Jesus Christ Directv! WTF is it going to take for you fucking shit heads to realize we want to see all the games!?!?!?! Then at 4 PM they only bring us four of the five late games on the mix channel. I guess with the dumming down of America we need to keep up still fucking images of the Browns helmet glorifying their shitty win over a JV football team.
What is the deal with the alternate uniforms? The nomads of the NFL also known as the Cardinals got their name because the jerseys they bought from a college football team were faded to a cardinal red color. So the name comes from the color of their shirt. Not the bird. And last time I check the only black cardinals I have seen were serving in the Vatican from the Dominican Republic! So what the fuck is with the black jerseys? Why are you making more memorabilia choices for a franchise that nobody follows? And I'm not sure what color the Packers had on yesterday but am I the only person that sees the humor in a team called the "Packers" wearing a brownish color and is playing a team from the most openly gay city in America?
And tonight we are sired with watching the two most obnoxious fan bases in the NFL play on Monday Night Football. I mean we're fortunate it's at least two teams with winning records and not like last Monday when it was the 49ers vs some new franchise Arizona got in an expansion we didn't know about. But fuck both of these franchises! Do you just root for a scorless game? Do you actually wish an act of terrorisim on the stadium? I mean what do you do? Hmmm the Lifetime movie about the guy who two times his ovarian cancer stricken wife with an underage teen age girl who is the center of a bitter custody between her parents sounds a lot more appealing. Damnit where's the Kleenex!?!?
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